I see Dead People?
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Thomas. Thomas was a strange fellow, because he could see dead people. Which isn't as fun of interesting as you would think, cause there's a lot of them. Like way more than you could begin to imagine. So, there about 7 billion people on the planet right now, more than triple that, and you're not even close. And then there what you could call a person, like homo-habilis, or any abortion really so you can't even begin to speculate, but I digress. As result Thomas ignored most of the ghost, phantoms, apparitions, or whatever you call them, which wasn't difficult because most of them were total dicks and even more of them didn't speak his language, so mostly he had to ignore rude foreign ghosts, resulting rather a lot of ghosts dicking with him. Nothing particularly annoying, but basically ghosts t-bagging his face when slept, or dry humping each other. Thomas was an accountant, and didn't really enjoy his life. I mean would you? You're trying